He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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