Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My liver just had a heart attack.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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