I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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