Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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