oh god the rape fog is back!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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