Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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