Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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