I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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