guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
