I wish I could punch you in the face.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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