TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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