Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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