there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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