i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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