i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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