we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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