have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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