My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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