ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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