Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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