Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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