dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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