I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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