have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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