It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I have so many feelings about this burrito
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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