So drunk, too bad you don't want this
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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