she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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