Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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