stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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