Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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