I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Just pee around me
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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