The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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