If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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