I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
