go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Pants 0. Shit 1.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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