I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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