It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Randomize