I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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