dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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