We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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