she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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