the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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