there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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