How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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