If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You dont lie about slip and slides
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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