If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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