Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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