she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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