so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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