Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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