piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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