Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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