Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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